Milhouse Washington, Bart Kenway

Milhouse and Bart cosplaying AC3 characters

Bart sneaks over to Milhouse's place to play AC3. Shortly before the convention begins in april, they finish the game and gather their cosplay outfits.
Inside the April convention in Springfield....
Lisa: *notices Bart and Milhouse, approaches them*
Milhouse: Like my costume Lisa?
Lisa: ...You look like George Washington.
Milhouse: Duuh *stupid giggle*
Bart: You're clueless Lis
Lisa: And who are you supposed to be?
Bart: *points to a nearby Assassin's Creed 3 poster* Connor
Lisa: ...Is that a real hatchet?
Bart: It's a tomahawk [duh]
Lisa: Have a plan for when mom sees it?
Bart: She won't... *glares at Lisa*
Lisa: Don't be so sure, she brought me here you know *walks away*
Bart: ....EEP...


Bart you in troubleee! For the record, I intentionally forgot the quiver of arrows, Bart couldn't find one before the convention